How can i sneak weed onto a plane?

I have 2.6 gs of bud. I'm going on a flight from NY to Florida. I'm not shoving it up my *** so don't suggest that. Ive read that lots of people put it into shampoo bottles and put it in there luggage. Those x-rays can see everything though so I'm not doing that. I was thinking the best way is to bag it, put some coffee beans around it, bag it again and tape it around my leg next to my nuts. Any other suggestions. Don't post gay **** either like you 40 year old moms who know everything or the little nerd fags. I've flew a couple of times and know that i don't have to worry about dogs or that ****. i think I'll be fine knowing that i have been to these airports numerous times but this is the first i am smuggling weed on. One time i took a flight to japan and on the way back i had a random search done to me but that was international.