Can I make an esset on my iPod touch keyboard?

I have this app that lets me text on my 4g iPod touch (just fyi, you could have thought I had like a 3g and it might make a difference, I don't want you to think I'm rubbing it in your face or anything). When I get bored, I go on google translate and look up hilariously mean things in German and send them to people so they remain oblivious. But it always seems like half the sh!t I want to say to these morons involves a damn esset and I'm sick of working around it. So. Can I make an esset on an iPod touch keyboard? If so, how the hell do I do it? NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION BEFORE I RIP YOUR DICK OFF AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR EYE. Bahaha I lied. I don't wanna touch your dick. Kaythanksbye:b